If you build it, they will videophone

Apple’s FaceTime is stoking the flames of videophoning passion, and could help video telephony finally engulf the living room (to complete the suddenly ridiculous fire metaphor).

Yes, futurists have been prognosticating ubiquitous videophones since, well, since futurists have been prognosticating; in 1964, the Bell System actually initiated a short-lived video telephone service between New York, Washington, D.C., and Chicago, and Dr. Heywood Floyd famously called his daughter on a space station pay video phone in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey.

But all videophone efforts, either via standalone phones or TV add-ons, meant the purchase of two phones (it takes two to video chat) to create a critical mass of videophoning households.

Why hasn’t widespread videophoning happened? It’s been postulated that we phone chatterers simply wanted to be heard and not seen. Bull donkey. We love webcam video chatting on our PCs. Why? We didn’t have to buy any special equipment. It’s nearly impossible to find either a laptop or desktop PC without a built-in Web cam; it’s this “if you build it in, they will video call” that is the secret to living room and mobile video telephony.

(Curiously, I’m stunned Apple didn’t make FaceTime an extension of iChat so anyone with at least a webcam-enabled Mac could make and receive video calls from the 4. One has to believe such a link will be established at some point, or that Skype will create a video call app, if Apple let’s them have access to the camera API, or that AT&T’s network will become robust enough to enable cell video calls. But we’ll probably have to wait until 4G LTE before this happens. But I digress.)

Skype is supplying this Phone of Dreams solution for the living room. A slew of net-enabled HDTVs from LG and Panasonic include Skype-powered high-definition videophone capabilities built-in – but you have to buy an LG- or Panasonic-specific webcam, each of which will have four built-in microphones, for an extra $100.

Needing an add-on webcam should be a temporary situation. But neither Panasonic nor LG has indicated next-gen HDTVs will include a webcam and microphone array built into the bezel like on a PC. They’re all afraid it’ll drive up the price on their sets, making them less competitive to price-sensitive consumers. Supposedly, Toshiba’s pending CELL TV will include a built-in webcam for videophoning, presumably using Skype, although the company has yet to officially say so either way.

Eventually, though, all Web-connected HDTVs will include a built-in webcam for videophoning. And as people grow used to videophoning, landline phone makers, seeking any way to boost sagging sales, will launch Skype-powered video phones for other rooms in the house, and LTE-powered cellphones will include forward-facing cameras to enable video calls.

Within a decade, everyone could have videophones in each room of the house, and enable a whole new way of looking – literally – at phone sex.

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Sezmi Sez, Cut the Cable. Sez Me, No So Fast!

Sezmi wants to take advantage of the national hatred of cable monopolies by offering a seemingly all-inclusive cut-the-cable TV solution. An interesting idea – geez, I’d love to tell Time-Warner where to put their ancient STB – but Sezmi has a black hole in the middle of its idea.

Basically, Sezmi gives you a TiVo-like set-top box with a 1 TB DVR and a bookshelf-speaker-sized antenna that receives both local and cable channels, including premium fare such as HBO and video-on-demand, via a combination of over-the-air and broadband, for a Wal-Mart-like price of $20 a month.

Sezmi sez it’s got around 10,000 customers in 10 cities and is building its portfolio of channels from 23 to nearly 50 by years’ end.

But to paraphrase Max Bialystock, in order for this scheme to work, you need a broadband internet connection. You could get DSL (barely faster than wireless 3G), but the only real high-speed option, unless you have AT&T U-verse or FiOS, is from – your local cable monopoly.

Which sort of puts us right back where we started.

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Ebook v. Tablet PC: Who cares?

An ebook price war erupted between Amazon and Barnes & Noble last week, each hoping to pick off literate consumers who find iPad too pricey.

My response to this ebook ballyhoo and hoopla is folderol and balderdash. Ereaders are likely to be this year’s version of personal navigation device (PND), which enjoyed their own short-lived ballyhoo and hoopla period but have been replaced by new generations of smart and superphones equipped with cell-assisted GPS.

Simply put: buying a dedicated ereader just makes no sense, financially or functionally.

Yes, iPad is more than twice as expensive as a Kindle, Nook or Border’s new Kobo ereader. But this is temporary. Next-gen iPad’s are likely do more for less – that’s the way it’s gone historically for both iPod and iPhone. And once Android-powered tabs show up later this year, prices will drop even more, further shrinking the ereader-tab PC price differential.

But you may not need either an ereader or a tab PC to eread – you likely have one already: there are multiple ereader apps, including Kindle, Barnes & Noble and Kobo for iPhone/iPod Touch, Android, and BlackBerry. With their 3.5 to 4.3-inch screens, superphones make super ereaders.

It goes without saying, of course (than why am I saying it?) that tab PCs and smartphones do a lot more than serve as a portable library, certainly enough more to justify their higher price tag.

Ereaders have definitely sparked a revolution in how people acquire and read books. Thanks, Amazon! But already purchased smartphones and tab PCs are better.

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The Great HDMI Cheat

If I were an A/V sales person, I would likely lose my job sometime this summer because I would try to talk you out of buying an HDTV, 3D Blu-ray player or A/V receiver (AVR).

And, quite frankly, every sales person with a conscience should follow me to the unemployment line.

Why? Because you’d would be buying your HDTV and AVR under false pretenses, believing you’re getting a complete, state-of-the-art product.

You’re not.

All new HDTVs and AVRs are (or should) be equipped with HDMI jacks supporting version 1.4a. Ostensibly, the 1.4 standard, adopted at the end of last year, enables the transport of 3D signals from a Blu-ray player through the AVR to the HDTV. The spec was upgraded to 1.4a (and never has a lower case “a” been more important) at the end of February to support the cornucopia of broadcast 3D schemes.

Aside from 3D support, HDMI 1.4a also includes three other benefits: Audio Return Channel (ARC), which enables AVRs to pass audio signals back from the HDTV through HDMI to the amplifier (especially handy to listen to Pandora or Rhapsody streams eminating from a networked HDTV in glorious stereo or surround, or to more easily connect a soundbar), support for future 2K and 4K ultra HD standards, and, something called HDMI Ethernet Channel (HEC), the capability to pass Ethernet signals from HDMI 1.4 connected device to HDMI 1.4 connected device –all you need is one Ethernet connection to any of your HDMI 1.4 devices to bring Ethernet to ALL your HDMI 1.4 connected devices.

The problem is, current HDMI 1.4a product support only 3D and ARC. Chip sets included 2K/4K and HEC support are in production now, but I’m told by several manufacturers that AVRs won’t have complete implementation of all HDMI 1.4a features AVRs until next year.

Which means all new HDMI 1.4a gear made and sold in the next 6-8 months will soon be obsolete.

Oh, cool your over-reacting, mock-indignitied jets, I hear you say. It’s not that big of a deal, you scoff. Au contraire, my rationalizing friends.  We are always complaining about how nearly instantly obsolete our gear is. Well, we KNOW this current generation of A/V equipment will be obsolete and we KNOW what the next gen will offer. See how you’d feel after spending $3,000 on a new 3D home theater rig, only to find out eight months from now that you’re missing a critical piece manufacturers knew about but didn’t bother to tell you about.

So, don’t say you weren’t warned.

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How to Solve iPhone Reception Problems

The recent broohaha over iPhone 4 reception issues reminds me of an old vaudeville joke. Man goes to a doctor and says “It hurts when I do this.” Replies the doctor, “Well, don’t do that!”

This is my response to those folks reporting poor reception when they hold a naked phone in a certain way.

Don’t hold it that way.

But why is anyone holding a naked iPhone to make or receive a call in the first place?

First, you just paid $300 bucks for your 32 GB iPhone – and you figure it’s a good idea to just wave it around au naturale? There are more cases available for iPhone than for all other cellphones combined (I don’t know that for a fact, but I’d be shocked if it weren’t true; in fact, I’d be more shocked if there weren’t 10 or even 100 times as many cases for iPhone than for all other phones combined) to suit anyone’s weird or kinky aesthetic tastes. There’s simply no excuse for not encasing your 4, regardless of how much you’d like to show it off, if only to protect your investment.

But why is anyone even holding any cellphone for a call?  Have you heard of S.A.R. – Specific Absorption Rate – the amount of radiation your body absorbs from a cellphone? True, studies have yet to prove a definitive cigarette-causes-lung-cancer-like link, but ignoring even the flawed S.A.R.=brain cancer studies are akin to wandering around Tora Bora waving an American flag and hoping the Taliban or Bin Ladin’s posse – or both – don’t notice you.

As with covers, there are dozens if not hundreds of iPhone-compatible wired and Bluetooth mono and stereo headphone options out there (the new $250 V-Mode over-the-head Crossfades I’ve been auditioning, which include an iPhone inline mic and control, kick beat-heavy house music ass, and are $100 less than Monster’s similar Beats), and the iPhone has excellent voice control.

So, again, the solution if you’re experiencing iPhone reception issues? Slip a sheath on that bad boy and stop holding the damn phone!

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CNET Headphone Reviews

A few headphone articles and reviews I wrote for CNET back in 2007.

Plantronics sticks Bluetooth stereo in your ear

Jensen has cure for music fans with sweaty ears

It’s mono Bluetooth. It’s stereo Bluetooth. It’s both. (Jabra)

Aerielle AudioBug ABWAS-150 RF Wireless Audio System

 

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CNET MP3 Device Reviews and Articles

Back in 2007, I covered iPods, other MP3 players, devices and accessories for CNET; for some reason, these all seem to be from January, which can’t be right. In all events, here are links to some of these pieces.

Buy a Coby MP3 player, get 50 songs free

Play your iPod on Philips’ DVD portables

Control your iPod from 500 feet away

Jensen has cure for music fans with sweaty ears

Look ma, no MP3 memory

Thin is in with credit card-like MP3 player

Audiovox wants to one-up other XM satellite portables

Whole-house iPod listening for the rest of us

Eton adds iPod and Sirius for personalized clock radio

Control an iPod or iTunes remotely with Keyspan TuneView

Meet the Polaroid swinger MP3/PMPs

MP3 players for the jet set

DLO TransDock car charger/FM transmitter ready for full-screen iPod

RCA player ‘sips’ battery power

Creative Zen Sleek

Truly Pic ‘N Roll MP313X

Asono Mica

Toshiba Gigabeat MEG-F

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CNET Cell Phone Reviews

Here are a stack of cell phone reviews I wrote for CNET in 2006.

UTStarcom CDM-8945

UTStarcom CDM-180

Samsung VI-A820 (SPH-A820), Sprint

LG VX9800, Verizon

Samsung SPH-A560, Sprint

Samsung PM-A840, Sprint

Nokia 2115i Shorty

Kyocera K10 Royale

Samsung SGH-E335, T-Mobile

LG VX8100, Verizon

LG VX4700, Verizon

Sanyo VI-2300, Sprint

Samsung SCH-N330, Verizon

Motorola i730, Nextel

Sanyo RL2500 (SCP-5400), Sprint

Sanyo RL2000, Sprint

LG VX3100, Verizon

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CNET Cordless Phone Reviews

Before everyone had a cell phone, everyone had a cordless phone. Here are some reviews of some cordless phone models I wrote for CNET in 2004-2006.

VTech ip5825

VTech TZ2551

VTech EV2650

Motorola MD681

Uniden TRU-8885

Uniden DCT6485

General Electric 26981GE3

Uniden EXAI398

AT&T 9353

VTech VT2656

Motorola Disney Classic 53669

General Electric 26971GE1

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CNET Portable DVD Player Reviews

Before you could stream or view downloaded movies on your tablet or smartphone, you needed a portable DVD player to watch video on the go. Here are some DVD player reviews and articles I wrote for CNET in 2004-2005.

Initial IDM-1731

Play your iPod on Philips’ DVD portables

Samsung DVD-L1200

Panasonic DVD-LS50

 

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